A Strange Dream and unfortunate events

Well, I went to bed late, but had a dream which was rather frightening but very exiting at the same time. I don't know how i got there, but me and an old dwarf were in a room made of stone. A massive door leading out, wide open, and everything very redishly dark. Creepy, like hell. No really stop laughing. And you wouldn't believe your eyes, and you'd probably say we were in hell
but you could see creatures of all kinds squirming and running and moving about...it was gross. All the goblins creeping about, the vampires all sexy for seduction, the "Were-elephants"...ok that part was really funny, it was just an huge elephant that could talk and walk, it had an axe. Well anyways, I have no idea why we didn't close the door, apparently we got there by means of magic on accident. So i'm stuck with a dwarf, but i remember being with other guys who might have been eaten or vanished as a glitch in the dream. It was all so real! so what they left was a nice bow with arrows, and a BB rifle...which could shoot as many as 40 shots. Sooo, i remember yelling to the dwarf as we see a whole horde of Orcs rush at us. For some reason they're afraid but anxious. So i grab the bow rather clumsily and fire at an Orc...it slipped off and hit another Orc killing it..so...yay. And the dwarf was using this tiny bow, when i found the BB rifle. (This thought was generated because David and Danny showed me an old one from their house) But the thing was you had to pump it. I remember pumping it the first time and then firing for a while, like never reloading. First Orcs, then goblins and huge toads, then vampires. Ok here they came in peacefully and laid a parchment with drawings on the ground. And of course, naturally, they were super hawt ;). Soooo i took advantage and i put one on the bed, of course she tried to bite my neck....but for some reason i just remembered that if they kissed you, you became a vampire. So i avoided her kisses only for yet another glitch to follow. She vanished and i didn't have the memory of her being there. Yet battle was still heavy. I hear the dwarf yelling that a huge "were- elephant" was coming and that he was busy repairing something and that he couldn't have the honor of shooting it down. It came around the corner and man...it was huge! I got the rifle and shot. It went very slowly and bounced off his skin. I took it as a sign of repumping time and so i did. The result was a gun that would not trigger, and an angry elephant thing coming nearer, it was like 5 ft. away from my face. So i pulled harder and it finally shot, it shot so hard it stunned the beast. I shot several times aiming at the head and eyes, pumped again and shot a powerful shot at his heart. The beast very kindly stumbled out mumbling something with a throat never meant for human speech. So...i killed him. I remember that moment now when the orcs came and i found the rifle, i pulled it out thinking it was a sword, i would have died...but anyways. Somehow or another light came and i saw we weren't underground. It was a huge yard with buildings such as will never be built here. They were incredible. I brought the rifle like a counterstrike victim. And then, I saw him. I saw a huge long frog like creature who was "sleeping". Yeah right! He was watching me with a suspicious eye. I pointed at him "Don't you move a muscle or i'll blow your head off". Suddenly there was a hind foot with hand-like features moving toward me. I jumped back towards the room-cave. "I'll blow your foot off if you don't tell me what you are and what you're doing here!" He moved his foot closer, and squinted his eye even more. And then in a voice like talking through pudding, "I'm a Marshwiggle."
"Puddleglum???" i asked incredibly. "What are you doing here?"
"I was taken here," he said sitting up right on the bench i forgot to say he was sleeping on, "by the evil magic of the witch, though i doubt that's how you got here."
"No," i said replying, "I was brought here by a magic that dwarf over there is trying to figure out...i think. Um, where are we?"
"In Tel'aran'rhiod."
"But how on earth are we in the dream world of another book while you're from Narnia and i'm from..." i thought for a moment. "Spare oom?"
"Well i know there are prophecies that say that a creature from each world will be gathered in a world never known to any. What time is it in your world?"
I thought for another moment, "6 in the after noon."
"Incredible!" he said at the top of his lungs, which quite hurt my ears. "The prophecies say our times will all be different and my time is 1 o'clock now."
Now comes the unfortunate event.
I was awaken.
It was 10 o'clock.
I jumped out of bed to see the schedule to find i'm on rest day. So here i am writing my dream. It was really fun, and scary. It took me 52 minutes to write this. I love all you guys and ppls and followers.