A spider's tale

OK, so one day i go outside and find a spiderweb on a plant that was just shimmering and glistening in the sunlight. I looked closer and saw this spider -the female- I grabbed a jar and stuck it in...a little while later i found the male on a light switch. -i suppose it was a male for being smaller and also that the female killed and ate the smaller one in the night- I took pictures of them as you can see and if any of you find out what spider it is...well it would be awesome. Cheers ppl....oh, and you can click the photos to get a good close up

 

The Male

                                                                          The Female

Day 5

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.

—Cale Yarborough

Day 4

I forgot to post one for friday so here:

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously.

—Charles F. Kettering

Day 3

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.

—Christopher Hampton

Day 2

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

—Gordon R. Dickson

''G'' marks the spot

A Quote a Day

I've decided to post a quote a day just so you ppls can have something other than my encoded problems to read. Here's the first one:

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.

—Oscar Wilde

Bubbles...

Bubbles are good...I'm going to stay in mine...I swear every time i take the tiniest step out of it...there's someone with a god damn pin waiting to burst it...

How often do you get to drink 2 liters of screwdriver at a party on top of all the cocktails and beer? Well then i guess im lucky...or just so lonely it was my only friend

º_º

Has it ever happened to you that you made an effort to say something like admitting your feelings toward someone and just then they sign out?

(haha...p.s....hover your mouse over the "title")

I kinda wish someday...

You know...today i saw this website for pets here in Buenos Aires and i noticed they just got a shipment of 25 baby ferrets. I don't know much about them but i looked it up a bit and found out that besides being adorable and furry, they're also the world's third best pet. You have dogs (man's best friend), cats (old lady's best friends) and then you have ferrets, which in some cases are called children's best friends. They're very loyal and easy to take care of...so to get to point of this post...i would love to have one. Sad to say i do alot of moving around and so far aquaism isn't going too well...getting boring. But when i'm older and in one place, i'd love to have one. If you castrate them they'll never leave you and plus...it's better than having fish who's light keeps breaking and just eat your money. Fish are beautiful and i know alot about them but i think its time to quit. Its a hastle if you move alot so yeah. Anyways, if any of you guys are interested (i mean people here in buenos aires), check this link.
http://www.centropet.com/centropet/index.php
Only $350 if im not mistaken...its quite a price i think itd be worth it. =)

Random thoughts from a classic

I will make monkeys of these monkeys...it is their destiny! In my world everyone's a pony, they eat rainbows and poop butterflies. I have 96 daughters and one son...(hehe...busy guy). Can you imagine living with 98 other people and only one bathroom? Ohhh yeah, totally...haha....(Bathroom???)

OMG WTF hahahahaha

Ok please not that i'm not really myself right now cuz im kinda over tipsy...got a little stupid with a friend. Today was my rest day, i went out all day filming my friend's day with my ipod...and i'm just writing this cuz if i weren't weirding out...i wouldn't do this...write this. K, so i'm walking there with Lucky (super good friend of mine) and Karen (his gf) and her sister debora ( whom i like...heh). So i was there walking when we run into these two slighty chubby girls who i wouldn't really call pretty but not ugly either. All four girls start talking and we end up going back (we were heading to karen's house) to go buy a couple things at a supermarket near my house. So i stay walking with lucky and we're just bumming and when we walk out they start talking about me...i barely noticed...anyways, in the end we got to their house and this girl (who had just told me she was sixteen) decides to aim for my mouth and i turned in time...i kinda noticed. And then she asks me if she can say bye again...and this time she gives me a kiss...like a real kiss you idiot! hahaha
K, so i keep walking...and then...no...you wouldn't believe it but we bumped into them again. And this time she leans foward and gives me a kiss, i was tipsy for god's sake! >:( k so then she says bye...and stays there...so im finally thinking she got the point...but then she comes and gives me another kiss....k i don't remember much else...so i'll cut here...if i remember anything else...i'll write it...
See ya ppl, don't give a fuck what you think...its my memory :)

Just a few words...

Inception: The top will stop spinning...won't it?

I guess my Libra instincts are shouting a little louder now that i'm better(i had a fever for about...a week...;)) I can't make up my mind on a Blog Template so i think i'll just force myself to keep this one. I've been in bed, re-listening to books from the Wheel of Time series cuz i don't have the rest available at the moment, playing games on my ipod nano until the battery runs out...shame...I can't believe that those little things actually have like...limited charges which really sucks. I have this HUGE knot in my left shoulder for some reason and really need a masage, i was considering getting up and begging someone to give me one hahah. I'm just bored now so i'm wasting time...nah i'm not wasting time writing this...at least i'm not bored anymore. I feel like i've been stretched and i think my fever is still wandering around...soo...i'm off to bed. See ya ppl.

A Strange Dream and unfortunate events

Well, I went to bed late, but had a dream which was rather frightening but very exiting at the same time. I don't know how i got there, but me and an old dwarf were in a room made of stone. A massive door leading out, wide open, and everything very redishly dark. Creepy, like hell. No really stop laughing. And you wouldn't believe your eyes, and you'd probably say we were in hell
but you could see creatures of all kinds squirming and running and moving about...it was gross. All the goblins creeping about, the vampires all sexy for seduction, the "Were-elephants"...ok that part was really funny, it was just an huge elephant that could talk and walk, it had an axe. Well anyways, I have no idea why we didn't close the door, apparently we got there by means of magic on accident. So i'm stuck with a dwarf, but i remember being with other guys who might have been eaten or vanished as a glitch in the dream. It was all so real! so what they left was a nice bow with arrows, and a BB rifle...which could shoot as many as 40 shots. Sooo, i remember yelling to the dwarf as we see a whole horde of Orcs rush at us. For some reason they're afraid but anxious. So i grab the bow rather clumsily and fire at an Orc...it slipped off and hit another Orc killing it..so...yay. And the dwarf was using this tiny bow, when i found the BB rifle. (This thought was generated because David and Danny showed me an old one from their house) But the thing was you had to pump it. I remember pumping it the first time and then firing for a while, like never reloading. First Orcs, then goblins and huge toads, then vampires. Ok here they came in peacefully and laid a parchment with drawings on the ground. And of course, naturally, they were super hawt ;). Soooo i took advantage and i put one on the bed, of course she tried to bite my neck....but for some reason i just remembered that if they kissed you, you became a vampire. So i avoided her kisses only for yet another glitch to follow. She vanished and i didn't have the memory of her being there. Yet battle was still heavy. I hear the dwarf yelling that a huge "were- elephant" was coming and that he was busy repairing something and that he couldn't have the honor of shooting it down. It came around the corner and man...it was huge! I got the rifle and shot. It went very slowly and bounced off his skin. I took it as a sign of repumping time and so i did. The result was a gun that would not trigger, and an angry elephant thing coming nearer, it was like 5 ft. away from my face. So i pulled harder and it finally shot, it shot so hard it stunned the beast. I shot several times aiming at the head and eyes, pumped again and shot a powerful shot at his heart. The beast very kindly stumbled out mumbling something with a throat never meant for human speech. So...i killed him. I remember that moment now when the orcs came and i found the rifle, i pulled it out thinking it was a sword, i would have died...but anyways. Somehow or another light came and i saw we weren't underground. It was a huge yard with buildings such as will never be built here. They were incredible. I brought the rifle like a counterstrike victim. And then, I saw him. I saw a huge long frog like creature who was "sleeping". Yeah right! He was watching me with a suspicious eye. I pointed at him "Don't you move a muscle or i'll blow your head off". Suddenly there was a hind foot with hand-like features moving toward me. I jumped back towards the room-cave. "I'll blow your foot off if you don't tell me what you are and what you're doing here!" He moved his foot closer, and squinted his eye even more. And then in a voice like talking through pudding, "I'm a Marshwiggle."
"Puddleglum???" i asked incredibly. "What are you doing here?"
"I was taken here," he said sitting up right on the bench i forgot to say he was sleeping on, "by the evil magic of the witch, though i doubt that's how you got here."
"No," i said replying, "I was brought here by a magic that dwarf over there is trying to figure out...i think. Um, where are we?"
"In Tel'aran'rhiod."
"But how on earth are we in the dream world of another book while you're from Narnia and i'm from..." i thought for a moment. "Spare oom?"
"Well i know there are prophecies that say that a creature from each world will be gathered in a world never known to any. What time is it in your world?"
I thought for another moment, "6 in the after noon."
"Incredible!" he said at the top of his lungs, which quite hurt my ears. "The prophecies say our times will all be different and my time is 1 o'clock now."
Now comes the unfortunate event.
I was awaken.
It was 10 o'clock.
I jumped out of bed to see the schedule to find i'm on rest day. So here i am writing my dream. It was really fun, and scary. It took me 52 minutes to write this. I love all you guys and ppls and followers.

Oh hurrah, Uruguay...

Yay ppl i'm going on a visa trip that will last about 8 hrs...not counting the bus and train travel...

I'm actually happy cuz i need to get away for a bit...and plus i have to buy someone a mate :D

I'll have to get up at 6, leave by 6:30, get on the bus, go to the train, take the train to Tigre, get on the boat and beee sooo happy for 2 hrs or more. My dad has a friend there in Uruguay, Doris by name, and she'll probably buy us lunch. She has a 14 yr old daughter...so let's see how that goes...gesh. Umm...besides that i don't have much else to say other than that i'll TRY to take interesting pictures and maybe make a photoshoped thingy out of it :). OH PPL, if you haven't seen all my awsome photoshop project you just mustttt!!! My facebook, album "Photoshop" and tadaaa...oh, if you really like the picture, just tell me which one and i'll send you the large version...like 2000 x 1000...around there. Well, ppl i say tralalalala...and bye for now. Huge kiss to all the ladies and etc. (gosh all this deal for a one-day trip) kthxbye

Mountain Story

"A son and his father were walking on the mountains.

Suddenly, his son falls, hurts himself and screams: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
To his surprise, he hears the voice repeating, somewhere in the mountain: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Curious, he yells: "Who are you?"
He receives the answer: "Who are you?"
And then he screams to the mountain: "I admire you!"
The voice answers: "I admire you!"
Angered at the response, he screams: "Coward!"
He receives the answer: "Coward!"
He looks to his father and asks: "What's going on?"
The father smiles and says: "My son, pay attention."
Again the man screams: "You are a champion!"
The voice answers: "You are a champion!"
The boy is surprised, but does not understand.
Then the father explains: "People call this ECHO, but really this is LIFE.
It gives you back everything you say or do.
Our life is simply a reflection of our actions.
If you want more love in the world, create more love in your heart.
If you want more competence in your team, improve your competence.
This relationship applies to everything, in all aspects of life;
Life will give you back everything you have given to it."

"YOUR LIFE IS NOT A COINCIDENCE. IT'S A REFLECTION OF YOU!"

To all the Leos I know...

I love Leos. They're possibly my favorite sign...beside Libras hahaha. They walk like kings and dress magnificently. They're ultra romantic and never have a hard time getting a lover. They're very sweet and loving but be careful, sharp claws are hidden, and could come out when they feel threatened. They usually have a lazy look, like my brother...of course, don't let this fool you, my brother could be sleeping and yet pounce you if you weren't aware. Man i love Leos...weird ppl but hey, they're one of the best...under Libra :D

Reflect

Life is like a potato. You can peel it and eat it, but you have to boil it first....OH BOY WASN'T THAT INSPIRING!

Love

Ok, the kids were saying random things so i decided to write it down for fun. It's retarded. So laugh.

I love you. I like you. I don't know. I don't know "6". Medio medio. There, no more...ya esta. You're bad. Who are you writing? I don't know. No. This is from FOFI. He is wearing a red and blue shirt. Have you ever been told that you have a weird shaped head? I love you again. I have a big nose and big teeth. Ooohh. I know who you like...it's Mikey! I'm acid. This is for all the girls, you're pretty and that's true. I have big lips. And with my big lips i send you a big kiss! I don't know. Just go. Ah what? Oh god.

Good Grief

Alright peoples...i hereby announce in my most formal tone...that i am going to Mexico no matter what you jealous people say. I do not rejoice in insects and therefore pay no more mind to their comments than do i react to a fly 400m off. I am fairly and honestly frightened and exited. Both to death in a manner of speaking. (Man i love formal English) I am not decided in my choice of Home, Time of "Moving", or Guardian. In fact, my Guardian will have to be a person with incredible patience as I am what most like to call "A person too happy for his own good".

P.S. I do have an idea and a shadow of a doubt... I might join Windy's home. Smile and Comment

I'm getting happy...

Uhgg this sucks!! I hate Blogger! It's having a thousand errors in the html etc. I can't put a title picture and i can't fix my hover link color hex

HahahaH

Why were 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 scared?
Because 7 ate 9.

Hmmm...genius

Hahaha, i tried uploading a cooler blog template and i had to make the blog from scratch again XD

I wouldn't do it for the Blog of Me

As much as it may shock you little people...like me...I have made a blog, i have no idea what i am going to do with it and i don't know what good it is. I just know i clicked the wrong button and before i knew it i had a blog. I might just post weird thoughts once every couple years just so you other bloggers can catch up on my life. Have fun...i know i'll try.